Today I want to talk about something very serious:
Papercuts.
That's right, I said papercuts!
Did you know that 7 out of every 8 people suffer from at least one papercut a day?
True story.
Today, my poor hands were subjected to multiple papercuts. At least a dozen, I'd say. And most anyone who knows me knows that I don't like blood, especially my own! Can you imagine the horror I dealt with today when I nearly bled to death from severe paper cuts??
So here is what I am proposing: Let's get rid of all the paper! All of it. The business world is already going paperless, tree-huggers will be delighted since it means no more cutting down trees for paper (they'll still have to talk to the beavers...), and, sure the band-aid industry will lose a little business, but I'll still wear them and band-aid makers get about half their money from me anyway, so they'll be fine.
The bottom line is, papercuts are dangerous. Deadly, even. And the only way to put a stop to them is to stop using paper.
I have spoken!
Sounds like a good commercial idea... Maybe you should present it President Obama-- he is really good at making far-out ideas come to life!
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