This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen.
It is comparable to some of the funniest events in my life.
Maybe it's just that not too much funny stuff has happened to me, but I choose to believe that everyone would think this is just as funny as I do.
The people at the UBS Spirit Shop seem to think it's just as funny as I do.
And here is what happened:
A few days ago, close to closing time, one of the guys I work with, Steven (not my husband Stephen, a different Steven) found 3 blue post-it notes under the hat rack.
Normally this would not be that interesting.
However, the contents of these 3 blue post-it notes cracked us up. For like 20 minutes.
We spent a good amount of time speculating the origin of these 3 blue post-it notes.
And came up with some interesting theories.
So we saved the post-it notes and moved on.
And then-- last night--
WE FOUND A 4th BLUE POST-IT NOTE!!!
Yes, oh yes, Steven wandered back to clean up again and, under the very same hat rack where the first 3 blue post-it notes were discovered, we found the 4th post-it note.
The story continued.
I will now share with you the contents of these 4 blue post-it notes (with all original line breaks and misspellings):
Bro/hubby = docs
antique casa 4 smmer
HUGE garden
something strange in casA
room upstairs = old
plAyroom
wallpaper torn
She isnt well
hubby dont want her
to write
Mary takes care
of baby?
the paper REALLY
bugs her
she dont wanna be
sent to weir Mitchell
but she will be if
she dont get
better soon
she cries alot when
Shes alone
Now she LOVES
wallpaper
follow pattern w/
eyes = Good as
gymnastics
baby = well and comfy
she tries to tell
(and this is where the third post it left us on the edge of our seats!)
hubby she may look
well but shes sick
in the head & he said
Yah Right
shes gettin better
caught hubby/jeannie
looking at it
woman in wallppr
creeps at daytime
Right?? Isn't that awesome!!!
Ok, so now, I want to hear your theories.
And let's be creative people.
The most obvious answer is boring. And we came up with it already.
Your job is to dazzle me with your theories.
The most ingenious theory wins a secret prize!
And once you've shared your ideas, I'll tell you the ones we came up with!
Now get cracking!
Oh snap-- this is a tough one. I mean-- post it notes?!? Really?!? And this is the theory of how the post-it note ended up in your store (not sure if that's what you wanted or not...)
ReplyDeleteTheory:
1. Mitchell is having an affiar with the woman in the wallpaper, but his wife is sick, so he doesn't want her to find out. And he has to write out all his issues on post-it notes. Because of the price of proper health care and medicine-- a post-it note is the only kind of paper he can afford. One day Mitchel was driving around Waco wearing his best bowler hat-- he had to get out of the house before he went crazy. Before he left the house, Mitchell took his post-it note thoughts and hid them in his hat (so his sick wife wouldn't find them and learn about the wallpaper woman). As he was driving, and since Mitchell loves reading, he spotted a bookstore! Score! He stopped inside to get a new book, hung up his hat, and lost his precious post-it note journalings!!! Only he didn't realize it... Until it was too late. Poor Mitchell... Such a hard life. What will he do now?
That. Is. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI love it!
You get 3 gold stars.