So, I just dropped my cell phone into my cup of water.
(It is now drying out on the counter)
Many a phone has been doused or dropped in the Lewis household, but I somehow managed to keep mine going. Probably because I use mine less than my family members...
(Lammeeeee = me)
And I was so proud of the fact that I had never damaged a phone before.
(They say pride cometh before a fall)
Then I took a sip of that cup of water.
(momentarily forgetting my mishap)
It tasted like phone.
(This day was going so well too)